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Posted on: 25 April 2006 Contact:E Eyo E-Mail: eyo@argos.co.uk |
Moorfield Question Time? We were going to launch an appeal for anyone who has seen a fiesta owned by Marc Wong Wilson. Mr wilsons vehicle was taken form him by two black youths on friday 21st april. Wilson described these characters as small fattish with elliot eyo's colouring. Elliot Eyo, Moorfields nigerian centre forward is yet to be cleared of the offence although some of my officers have searched his property and are yet to find anything linking him to the crime. It would appear that Eyo's father Edem Eyo is also in the picture for the said crime. Wong Wilson and his father Nick went on a rampage around Manchester in order to find the vehicle. In a starskys and hutch style stakeout Wong wilson and Father nabbed the said thieves therfore the appeal has been cancelled. Eyo and father have since been cleared of the charge however Eyo's father nicknamed Kong is yet to prove he is a English citizen. Kong has no passport and claims he lost it in dublin whilst on his sons stag do, were he claims kong junior was kitted out in a dress. Kong senior is being sectioned and put in a mental institute for his wild claims. |
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Posted on: 27 February 2006 Contact:E Eyo E-Mail: eyo@argos.co.uk |
Moorfield Question Time? What size chest are Liam brophy Shorts? Why does Mark Wilson run like a chicken? How square is Gary Woods head? Why has dave Ford grown his hair again it looked better skin head? What size bra is Pimmy? Why do the majority of3rd team players not bother training? Why do they continually get picked,when they dont train? Do Mark and Peter share Straighteners? Is Alan Howard Toms Dad? Where has Munye gone? Who is Marv's dentist? Does Elliot do any work? Why is Dave Handley never been seen in the same room as Harry Hill? Is brophy's dad Magnum PI? Has mossy grown since Junior School? Where do you get this voice from Willloooo? Billy? Is everyone aware its Elliot's 1st leg of his stag do on the 25th March? Fordy's only 40? Who is bigger Jay or Mossy? Who has the biggest head out of Liam and John John Bighead? How many injuries have moorfield suffered this year? How long did this email take? Is brophy still breastfed? Is willo really English? Is Elliot really Nigerian? IS Fordy in Line for the England job? What time is it? Is Kurt named after widnes Legend Kurt Sorensen? Did the Rabi sleep with his 1st cousin? Is the Rabi really jewish? Is Adam Arnie's stunt double? Is Adam a cowboy? Is big Dave taller than Big John? Is John Kennedy one of the closet Gay footballers? Has Elliot got a football up his top? Has brophy got the ball bag up his? |
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Posted on: 23 January 2006 Contact:E Eyo E-Mail: eyo@argos.co.uk | News report coming from Lagos General. Moorfield's former 2nd team Manager and everyone's favourite Ave-ite Gary You better Knock,knock,knock On WOOD INJURED. Wood sustained an injuy During Moorfields defeat at the hands of INbred FC on Saturday, after leaving the field wood complained of a pain in his left hand.Wood's good friend Eyo also had a complaint similar to this 8 weeks back. Eyo therefore arranged for Wood to be flown to his very own Doctor and Hand injury specialist Doctor Rashid Yekini in Lagos. Wood arrived in Lagos earlier this afternoon and Yekini made an anouncement to the press minutes ago. 'My good friend and patient Elliot '10 Pints' Eyo contacted me with news of Gary's injury. After gary arrived earlier today it was clear that he was malnourished. I see a lot of young kids in this state from my homeland of Lagos but never believed that these kids from the aves are worse off' Wood was clearly ecstatic when i produced a Gala Pie that the Mrs had packed in my lunch today. It didn't even touch the sides. having assessed his hand it showed clear signs of a fracture. i have put his arm in a sling and arranged for him to have a shipment of Gala Pies sent to his family to help with the recouperation. Wood will be out of action for roughly 4 weeks his comeback game could coincide with that of his good friend Eyo. Wood spoke of his dissapointment at being out but how people like his friend Eyo have lightened the blow. 'We're not having the best of times on the field at the minute and my injury will surely add to the list of problems we have at the club. Eyo arranged for the flight to Doctor Yekini and i am forever in his debt. He is a great friend and putting me in touch with his specialist was the nicest thing he could have done. My family will eat for weeks thanks to him. i will repay him with a few pints at the game against haydoc on saturday.The word injured players SESH springs to mind' Eyo has setup a foundation to help the starved kids like Gary in the Aves. All donations made payable to the SCRUFFY foundation (Save the Children Round Ur Flea infested Filth Yards) Gary has been made chief of the organisation due to the many years in Poverty status=member |